Windows 2000 Source Code

/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
* while(!CRASHED)
* {
*** display_copyright_message();
*** display_bill_rules_message();
*** do_nothing_loop();

*** if (first_time_installation)
***** {
***** make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
***** do_nothing_loop();
***** totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
***** search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
***** make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
***** disable_Netscape();
***** disable_RealPlayer();
***** disable_Lotus_Products();
***** hang_system();
***** } //if
*** write_something(anything);
*** display_copyright_message() ;
*** do_nothing_loop();
*** do_some_stuff();

*** if (still_not_crashed)
*** {
*** display_copyright_message();
*** do_nothing_loop();
*** basically_run_windows_31();
*** do_nothing_loop();*** }
// if
* } //while

* if (detect_cache())
*** disable_cache();

* if (fast_cpu())
*** {
*** set_wait_states(lots);
*** set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
*** set_mouse(action,jumpy);
*** set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
*** } //if

* /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");*** */*
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");** */*
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");**** */*
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */*
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");**** */*
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

* if (system_ok())
*** crash(to_dos_prompt)
* else
*** system_memory = open
("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

* while(something)***
{
*** sleep(5);
*** get_user_input();
*** sleep(5);
*** act_on_user_input();
*** sleep(5);
*** } // while* create_general_protection_fault();

} // main